What’s to know? There’s not much to say. I was created in a secret laboratory in Los Angeles by a team of scientists trying to engineer the world’s greatest tic-tac-toe player. They succeeded, but feared I was too powerful, so I was kept prisoner until I escaped by training cockroaches to pick locks. Adjusting to life on the outside wasn’t easy, but since then I’ve won a battle of the bands, performed a lot of stand-up comedy and a few acting gigs, including one where I hung out on set with Ariana Grande. Life was good, but I knew something was missing something. Was it friendship, romance or a spiritual discipline? No! What I needed was a plan for world domination. And whether you want to begin your career or your plan to rule planet with an iron fist, you need to start with an education (remember that, kids!) so I moved to Missoula to go to the University of Montana where I was the on-camera correspondent for the school news, the Montana Kaimin. So what’s next? You’ll see. YOU’LL ALL SEE.
Here’s Why Montana Was Snubbed on List of Best-Camping States
With its majestic mountains, gorgeous lakes and rivers, I'd expect the it to easily beat every other state when it comes to spending the night under the stars
The Pros and Cons of Banning AI in Montana
It's a powerful tool that can be used for good or evil
What If Coachella Happened in Montana?
It's not like Indio, California is some tropical paradise
How Instagram’s Nipple Policy Could Impact How Montanans Dress
Last January Oversight Board, which advises Meta for content-moderation decisions for Instagram and Facebook, released a report that covered the topic of the most-controversial part of human anatomy, the nipple. Here's their report, but I'll warn you that it's lengthy and it's about as boring a report about nipples could possibly be, but one notable point is that it encourages Meta to be more cons
Remember Montana’s Prison Riot Over 60 Years Ago?
The words 'prison' and 'riot' are scary enough by themselves, but what you get when you put them together is absolutely terrifying
Should 4/20 Be A Holiday in Montana? Opinion
Having another holiday could be 'dank'
Ways Montana Could Become The Most Cannabis-Friendly State
There are some policies that would change the way people use cannabis in the Treasure State
How A Potential TikTok Ban Could Affect Montana (Humor)
The silliest-possible outcomes
Montana Cannabis Shop Names Ranked According to Dankness
Some creative names in the Treasure State