Today Is The One Day Of The Year That It Sucks To Live In Montana
Today is the one day of the year that it sucks to live in Montana
Hear me out before you message me and tell me that there is no such thing as a bad day in Montana.
You are right, and I agree with you, there is no such thing as a bad day in Montana.
But if there was one day that Montana could be just a teeny tiny bit better, it would be today.
What is today?
Or better yet, 7-11, which means;
Free Slurpee Day!7-ElevenAmerica
It's genius marketing and it's surprising that it took them until 2008 to make that connection.
Sadly, there are no 7-Elevens located in the state of Montana.
That means no free Slurpees for us here in Montana.
Well, I guess if you wanted to drive almost 6 hours you could get a Free Slurpee.
Yep, the closest 7-Eleven to us in Montana is located in Post Falls, ID.
I'll be honest, I've never even had a Slurpee.
I've had an Icee before, and plenty of slushies in my day, but never a Slurpee.
You know what, I bet they aren't all that special even.
Plus if I want something cold to cool off this summer I'll just go and get a milk shake at one of the many places here in town.